歌谱：dear penis(TXT吉他谱)

揇EAR PENIS??DAVID ALLEN COLE
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Submitted By: BUCKO (blokenz@hotmail.com)


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1) Dear Penis ?I don抰 think I like you anymore,
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You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at 

the floor,
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Ohh Dear Penis ?I don抰 I like you anymore.
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It used to be you and me, a paper towel and dirty 

magazine,
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That抯 all we needed to get by.
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How it抯 seems things have changed and I think that 

you抮e the one to blame,
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Dear Penis ?I don抰 like you anymore.


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2)Dear Rodney ?I don抰 think I like you anymore,
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慍ause when you get to drinkin? you put me places I抳e 

never been before,
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Ohh Dear Rodney ?I don抰 like you anymore.
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Why can抰 we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship,
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Come to terms with how we really feel?
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If we put our heads together, we抎 just stay home forever.
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Dear Penis ?I think I like you after all.
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Ohh And Rodney ?While you抮e shavin? shave my balls.